someone called me fat today at school because i was eating chips in math class so i looked at them, then to my bag of chips, then poured the rest of the bag inside my mouth and without breaking eye contact, pulled out another bag from my backpack and kept eating
(dad voice) son……. it’s time to teach you how to be a man *sits you down, gives you old snapback* now open up instagram and post something about how all women are beautiful
